In all, the slow cooked turkey, stuffing and silver serving platter weight closed to twenty-three pounds, but Chef Dornsy balanced it on one hand as if it were a plate of spinach. These casual feats of strength did not go unnoticed by the campers. Rumors about “Doomsday Dornsy” had being spreading like wildfire since the first night of camp. “I heard he’s secretly a Russian weight lifter.” said Lipton Gusk from Port Mead Indiana.
“Nah,” replied Shad Baker, “He kept breaking all their equipment, so the Russians kicked him off the team.”